WHY ISNT THIS EVERYWHERE???
*not all men have the requisite parts and some women do
But this is awesome.
I think Cosmo plays a game where they see what the craziest thing they can get away with
Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around in it! Once you climax, switch to 69 position for sweet afters.
Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
That’s fucking gross, Cosmo
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~
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i just gagged.
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the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around” just made me choke on air
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Do….Do women actually consider shoving food into their vags? I’m terrified.
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What.
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Food fetishes are one thing, but this is just plain bad.
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wow mashed banana how sexy and not at all like baby food
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but why peaches though?
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Um. Could you imagine trying to clean that out? Just eww. Jizz covered fruit also does not sound at all appeasing.
And what if he doesn’t show up? It’s not like you can bend over and eat the fruit out yourself. Not that you would want to…I’ll just end this thought here.
And I may never be able to eat a banana again without the phrase “He can whoosh his penis around it!” popping into my head. Thanks, Cosmo. Seriously.
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LMAO I AM DYING AT THE COMMENTARY
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notice how cosmo’s sex tips are all about his pleasure?
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I threw up into my mouth a little.
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this is the best thing ive seen on tumblr for a long time. lmao. fruitarians unite!
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YEAST INFECTIONS ARE HOT TRUFAX…
Does anyone at that magazine actually have or have ever met a vagina?
Cosmo is full of pussy haters.
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Whoosh my WHAT in WHAT??
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brb becoming nun to stave off trauma
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I just had the following text message exchange with Ian:
“Hey, so I was just reading this hot sex tip from Cosmo: ‘Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around in it! Once you climax, switch to 69 position for sweet afters.’ What do you think? Is this something you’d like to try?”
“Wouldn’t the sugar in the juices be infectiony?”
“Um, yes. Please tell me you did not think I was seriously suggesting that you woosh your penis around inside my banana filled vagina.”
“No, I was just worried that you’d started reading Cosmo.”
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Prince is staring in disbelief and disgust.
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Mmmm. Smushy vag fruits. Uh, hell no?
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this. commentary.
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I sure as hell was not this confident at 15. It is actually incredible what this girl has already accomplished in her life and I’m excited to see what she is going to accomplish in her later years. Bravo Tavi!
Nicholas Sparks’ newest book/film should be called “White People Embracing”.
Items in the giveaway:
The little bit naughty book of sex positions- Retail value: $10.99
After Glow toy and body wipes- Retail value: $9.99
Silicone finger bunny- Retail value: $12.99
Multispeed basic vibrating bullet- Retail value: $9.99
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“A queen loses her crown when she loses her virginity. And a queen becomes the bitch when she likes it.”
When did it become socially acceptable to pit women against each other based on their body image?
Whoever made this must have some kind of issue with not being the size of the first four women, but clearly do not realise that by making statements like this they are reinforcing the judgement and inequality between women that they are trying to, so very naively, fight against.
It isn’t a competition, nor should it be made into one. This should say “Why aren’t all of these women considered to be equally beautiful and why do women feel the need to criticise each other whilst feeling sorry for themselves?” It doesn’t work like that. You either realise the irony of it all and stop viewing body types as seperate things and start viewing them as what they are, merely fluid opinion of beauty but beauty nonetheless.
Things like this irritate me because people believe by comparing women they will stop people comparing women, how on earth does that work?
All of the above.
Where is summer?
